Curly’s Corner

Skool Dayz

Yepperz, itz dat timez of yeer agin. Evrywun goez too da storez an gitz new klose an new shooz an notebookz an pensilz an gloo. Then on dat furzt day, yew goez too da korner an watez on da yeller bus wif da blinky litez an it takez yew too skool. Then yew git bookz an da teechurz ritez on da bord an yew gitz homeworkz. Yew lurn reedin an ritin an rithmatik an sience an pee eee. Yew gitz too eet there too. Yew kan bringz yewr own spam samwichez or yew kan eet da spam in da skool kafeteria. Then yew gitz da homewurk, ridez bak home on da yeller bus wif da blinky litez.

I dont know why I haz too goo too skool. I know mozt of evrything anywayz frum my doktur soos bookz an my aysop fabul bookz an my suthurn baptizt sundy skool kwarturlyz but Mummy sez I haz too goo anywayz. They will probly startz mee owt in da seventeenth gradez or sumthin.

Okidoki, now evrywun rememberz that dere iz skool zonez where yew goo slow soo yew dont run ovur da childrenz an yew muzt nevur evur pass da yeller skool buz when da litez bee blinkin. An yew childrenz muzt watch bof wayz beefore krossin da streetz an dont run between karz an stuff. An no telebishun till yewr homewurk iz doned!!!!!

Give lots of teddy bear hugs

Curly Bear